MY BIRTHDAY AT 12am—yep, I’m saying it loud, and I want it NICE.
OUTCALLS OR CARDATE YOUR CAR. And ladies, that’s Miss Kelani—Super Throat, so let me blow your mind here for a great time. I’m not doing the rushed-service thing either, not tonight. Full service!!
Which you can choose between me or MM. Cool, and text or call me—hit me up at this number like you mean it, I usually reply faster than I should (phone number’s right in the original listing). 🎥Recording Is allowed for an extra fee, so if you care about that, just plan for it.
And listen, #NOLAWENFORCEMENT! We are trucker friendly!!! No law enforcement!! Which, okay, if that’s you—sweet, I’m keeping it chill.
I don’t do drama either: no pimps, no weapons. No one under 26 years old. And wait — I know “no weapons” is obvious, but I’m just repeating it because it matters.
That “card date your car” thing? I’ll handle you there, and it’s still out of the normal routine. I know, it’s not what most people expect, and that’s kind of the point—St. Louis, Missouri and I’m keeping it moving without making it a whole production, just a late-night treat.
