Please be mindful when you contact me. All donations are for my time and companionship.
I won’t be able to schedule with anyone who asks for anything illegal—no exceptions. And yeah, I know that reads serious, but it’s exactly how I run it.
I’ll say this: you won’t walk away disappointed
Cool. Keep questions in person, not in messages. I mean it like I mean it—privacy is the point, and explicit talk isn’t part of how we do things.

