❤ Ask about my morning special—then we can talk it through when you’re actually ready. Which, okay, it’s not something I’m trying to debate over text.
I’m Merritt Island’s best kept secret (yeah, people say that) and I keep it discreet and respectful. And I don’t do explicit or illegal conversations—calls and texts are for scheduling only, that’s it. Cool.
When we meet, I answer questions in person. But if you’re thinking about reaching out, I work 24/7 and I’m extremely busy, so please call me only when you can make it. Also, there’s no deposit needed—I just ask that you call if something changes. Which is fair.
Anyway, respect and discretion are non-negotiable, like I said. All questions answered in person… I’ll check my line when I can and keep it moving—usually faster that way than trying to type anything out.

