I’m a vet at this, and yeah—this is not the stuff you miss out on.
If you want a freak in the sheets, I’m very discreet. No drama, just serious inquiries—hit my line.
Cool, and I don’t play games, I’m not with the kid stuff. Which, okay—keep it serious, and we’ll handle the rest.
Anyway, I’m not doing drama. Same message as before, because that’s kinda the point.

