Hello fellas—5/16 is my birthday.
Hey fellas, y’all have a new lady that just moved here from Atlanta. Wait, which part matters—what I accept or what I don’t? Either way, please be careful of what you say to me. Cardate only unless you have your own place, and if you Uber me there and back you still have to pay for the service.
No raw sex. If you want BBJ, it’s extra. Also, no Cash App—actually scratch that, I don’t do Cash App at all. I accept Chime, PayPal, and Cash — that last one’s usually fastest there, not gonna lie.
