Time is money and money is time, so don’t waste my time and I won’t waste yours.
Facetime Verify available! Yeah, I’m real, and I’m real expensive — Which, okay, if you’re playing around don’t message.
NO BARE NO ANAL !! NO EXCEPTIONS ✋
Anyway, keep it serious, or don’t bother messaging me at all — that’s the whole deal.
Wait — I said FaceTime Verify, not just vibes, so if you’re good with that, then we can talk.
