I’m what’s necessary to please you in every way, no games, no wasting time—yeah, I mean it.
I’m set up in my cozy space, and I’ll be delighted to receive you, South Coast, Massachusetts. Also, about texts—don’t hit me up if you’re gonna waste my time, which is the whole point, right?
I’m available all day 6 days a week from Monday to Friday, and… wait, that phrasing’s messy, I know. Which, okay: the schedule’s meant to be steady.
You can usually catch me at (555) 019-2486, and I check that one less sometimes, so if it seems slow, it’s just me being human.
Cool, sessions go like this: 1 hour $75—if you’re just trying to get straight to it; 2 hours $150; then 3 hours $200 if you want more time to linger; and 4 hours $250 when you don’t want to keep watching the clock. Anyway, I’m there to satisfy your desires, daddy ❤️❤️.
(555) 019-2486 again, usually faster there than anywhere else, so if you’re already thinking it, hit me up through that.
