Yes I’m new to this, but I’m true to this — come see me and see how this splash pad turns into deep river water park. Either way, come check and out this wetness, and see how deep you can go
Which, okay. The whole thing starts as a splash pad and then… yeah, it turns into that deeper water-park vibe.
Wait— South Bend, Indiana feels like it fits this kind of wetness, honestly. I’m still getting used to the “early morning” part of it, but the plan is the same as in my head: splash pad first, deep river water park after, then you find out how deep you can go.
