Your Th i ck Freaky Disclosure
5”4 CHOCOLATE DELIGHT ♕ Allo w Me To Spoil You With An Unforg ettab le Experience → Chime → Cas h app ly → Zell e → Applepay → Cash
♥ Inc alls & Outcalls ♥ Upscale Gentleman ♥ Arrive Freshly Showered
♥ FaceTime Verification
♥ No CH EA P MEN ♥
No Law ENF ORCEMENT ♥
No COUNTERFEIT ♥
No BB ♥ No BBJ
FaceTime Calls
Very Addictive Personality
Satisfaction Guaranteed
Anyway—yeah, I know that “verification” thing gets repeated a lot, but it’s right there: FaceTime verification. And the payment methods are stacked too—Cash App, Zelle, Apple Pay, Cash—cool, that’s simple enough. Wait—no “cheap men” part is included as well, and it is what it is. If you’re reading this, you’ve probably already noticed the Chime → Cash App → Zelle → ApplePay → Cash flow, which is exactly how it’s written. Which, okay, keep it on that track and I’ll match it, I guess—just don’t ask me to list anything extra because the ad’s already got the whole set.
