Hello gentlemen, my name is Barbie. I’m here for a short time, not a long time—so if you’re expecting some long back-and-forth, that’s not what this is.
No games, no laws. Real caller only, please—like, I’m not doing the whole “message me and we’ll see” thing. And yeah, all pics are real; I don’t do fake. Wait—don’t ask me to send pics if you’re already expecting that. Cool.
Also, no cheap services. I’m a real person, and I keep it real with pics, too. If you call, I’m usually faster there, and I don’t waste time.
No time wasters—also don’t be surprised if I don’t reply to the pic stuff. Barbie in Shreveport—real photos, real caller.

