Who wants some SLOPPY TOPPY today
Some of the FINEST TOPPIN in the PNW, for real—anyway.
Call for my special, I usually check that line more than the rest, so it’s the quickest hit.
ONLY SLOPPY TOPPY TODAY, gentlemen.
And let’s get some practice in—refine my craft, boys!!! Which, okay, that’s exactly the point here.

