Little Miss FUNsized
I’m Honey—yeah, the 4'11 and 135 lbs part is real. Waist-length blonde hair, sunkissed skin, and those sparkling emerald eyes. They always do the job, even when you’re not trying to be impressed—wait, that sounded like I’m exaggerating. I’m not.
Always freshly showered and dressed to impress, and I’m pretty much ready for any social situation. Rough day? I’ll caress and de-stress you with a hot oil full body massage. My tiny hands are known to work “magic,” and I take pride in everything I do—so it shows in my work.
Which, okay, I’m also Honey in the south-with-brains vibe. Prettier then PolyPocket and way more fun. Last of a dying breed… I said it twice in my head already because it’s how it feels.
Incall & Outcall
200HH / 280HR Incall — hit me up, I check that line more than the other one
240HH / 320HR Outcall — usually faster there when you’re trying to line something up
36 oh- 7 six4- two 21 three
I’m not trying to be like every other ad. Anyway—Seattle can keep spinning, I’m here for the massage part.

