Visits special.
My special is good for one visit per client—after that, it’s back to the normal rates. Any specials before this ad aren’t valid anymore, which is kind of annoying but at least it’s clear. Most current post has the only current special I’m running.
Must be shaved/manscaped down below —yeah, I know. Which, okay. Cool.
Bonus points & a special surprise after the visit if you actually come through and don’t flake out — and if you don’t, then we both waste time, simple as that. Wait—back too the normal rates after the one visit is the whole deal here.
