Open like the Waffle House—yeah, plain and direct.
There’s not going to be any special going on for today because it seems like you don’t take me and my rates serious. Well, let’s see how this is going to workout out. Which, okay—my prices are too steep for some of you because you’re always trying to low-ball me. Cool, I had enough of that.
You reach me and give me an offer, and I’ll tell you if I accept it or not—straight up. And I’m talking incalls and outcalls are welcome.
I’m not accepting any forms of trade for my services. If that’s what you have in mind, please don’t try to reach me, because it’ll be a waste of time for you and me.
