If you want a good, relaxing time after a long day, let me be the one to help you with that. I’m the type of woman that’ll definitely take real good care of you—like, actually care, not just say it.
Which, okay, if you’re not serious about it, don’t answer my ad. I don’t have time to waste on nonsense, and I’m pretty picky about that. But if you are, give me the chance to take you to Pleasure and Desires. Wait — Wild Out Wednesday Special. Anything goes.

