It’s my BIRTHDAYYYYY!
Help me bring it in with a bang
And yeah, I’m here for a short time only—limited availability, catch me before I’m gone
I’m Lana
⭐ NOTHING B@RE DONT ASK
⭐ NO BUBBLE COATS! NO HOODIES! NO EXCEPTIONS!
⭐ I DO NOT CARRY CASH
Cool, anyway—Savannah’s the vibe I’m working from, and I’m keeping it short this round.
(Phone’s not listed in the original, so I’m not adding one—just staying faithful to what was there.)

