✨Guaranteed 5 star performance, and yeah I say it like that because people always ask anyway.
I provide condoms and baby wipes
QV $85 — which is just one of the options in my specials, don’t overthink it
H H R 145 — Wait — I keep this one simple too
2POPS $185 — cool, that’s another special price
H R $225 — and no, I don’t run these as a neat “one then the next” thing
⟨APPLE PAY••CASH••CHIME ONLY⟩
Outcalls=deposit {Apple Pay or Chime only} $15, if you’re in a 10 miles radius of my ad location. Anyway, if you’re not within that, don’t stress—just check the radius first.
Verification Required FACETIME OR DUO CALL ME FIRST, if I don’t answer, shoot me a text 91 2 7 55 66 72. Which, okay, sometimes I miss a call while I’m handling messages — usually the text hits faster.
