I offer intelligent conversation, genuine companionship, and
professionalism—with just enough wit to keep things delightfully engaging
rather than sounding like a doctoral dissertation on small talk. My time is
valuable, yours is too, and the most felicitous arrangements begin with
clarity, courtesy, mutual respect, and a refreshing absence of unnecessary
theatrics.
This is my livelihood, and I conduct myself with professionalism and
discretion. All compensation is for my time and companionship only. Rates are
firm and due at the time of meeting. I receive a prodigious volume of
inquiries, so calling is the most expedient method of reaching me—carrier
pigeons, smoke signals, and interpretive dance submissions may experience
delays.
Rates:
In-Call
• 30 Minutes — $200
• 1 Hour — $300
Be direct, be respectful, and let's maximize our time together with
efficiency, good manners, and perhaps a touch of charming repartee.
