♀ Hey gents — I’m Londyn, and I’m back in business. Non-GFE provider, in Santa Maria last night in town (35).
♀ If you’re texting me, include your age/ethnicity, the day/time + how long you want, and your PD handle. And yeah, if you already screened through PD, just let me know you sent it.
But if it’s your first time, or you don’t have a PD handle / references / a way to verify, you’ve gotta send 1 of these:
ᴘʜᴏᴛᴏ ᴠᴇʀɪғɪᴄᴀᴛɪᴏɴ [ɪғ ɴᴇᴇᴅᴇᴅ]
1) ɪ ᴅ / ᴅʟ (Address and personal information crossed out — only need first name and age)
AND/OR
Work badge/school badge/biz card with first name.
Note — if you don’t send this, I either won’t answer, or I’ll tell you to read the ad. Cool. Which, okay.
Special new client rates: QV/120 — and yeah, I’ll remind you, I’m not stacking these like some clean menu, it’s whatever we agree on for your appointment. Hhr/200 (not sure why people act surprised by this part). HR/350.
Regular rates: those are listed in the ad already, but if you schedule and decide not to show without proper cancellation, I won’t see you again without a 50% deposit up front — and it includes new and regular clients, no exceptions. Wait — I know that sounds strict, but I’m just protecting my time.
Anyway, quick vibe check: hourglass figure, stunning appearance, always freshly cleaned and moisturized, and the hygiene thing matters to me a lot. I’ve got exotic looks that catch attention, and I keep the atmosphere easy with bright warm personality and a good sense of humor. I’m not trying to be robotic or cold about it — I actually care that you feel comfortable.
Which, okay, I’m aiming to be honest and genuine. My mind blowing skills are the cherry on top, and I don’t want you wasting time with providers who feel disconnected.
I don’t do outcalls to new clients, sorry. I’m welcome to some fetishes upon discussion, but I’m not GFE. Also, I have a very weak immune system — exceptionally great hygiene is a must, not a suggestion.
