Hiiii, let me show you a good time
Incall, outcall — yeah, I can switch it up. No games, no scam. I’m legit, and I’ll facetime to verify, which I know people get tired of hearing about but it matters.
Which, okay, don’t text that old number—please. I’ll leave the correct one right here, mid-sentence like a human would: (510)424-2 149. I check messages there and usually it’s the fastest response. Anyway, if you try anything sketchy, it’s not getting past me.
Fastest response is text on the active number — and no, I’m not starting the whole process with a clean checklist. Let it be messy, like it is. You’ve got “thick thighs” in the title for a reason—let’s keep it on that.
