Hello, hey gentleman. I’ll be in Santa Barbara for the next few days—if you want a lady who aims to please, and you don’t want drama in the mix.
I’m drama free, I’m not a clock watcher, and I genuinely enjoy my time with you. Anyway, I know people get weird about promises like that, but this is me—no big production, just the vibe I show up with.
I do dinner dates for 2 hours for 450. Cool, and that includes GFE. I also do overnights starting at 1000 hour / 200 half /150 quick / 100 — and yeah, I get it, that’s the kind of pricing people scan first, so there it is.
All GFE is extra 50, and all outcalls need a 25 dollar deposit. If you want the fastest back-and-forth, give me a call or text message—usually quicker there, and I check that one less than you’d expect, so don’t be shocked if I’m not right on the dot.

