Incall in Santa Barbara: $200 qv, $300 hh, $400 hr, plus a $30 deposit
❤Outcall in Santa Barbara: $250 qv, $300 hh, $400 hr, plus a $40 deposit❤
Incall and outcall both require a deposit. And if you’ve only got cash, please don’t text or call—seriously, it’s not set up for that.
Lunch date: $250, with a $40 deposit. Dinner date: $500, with a $40 deposit (2 hours). And yeah, I know the deposits are the thing that trips people up.
Deposits are required for all sessions, which I get is annoying. Still, that part’s consistent.
Full body massage is covered with service. Full service includes shower and massage therapy—no weird add-ons, just the session.
I’m only here for a day or two, and I’d like to spend some time with you—wait, that sounded a little too eager. Anyway, it’s a short window.
NO LAW ENFORCEMENT
NO BARE, NO GFE
30 and up, preferably
☎Text your age and race, what time you’d like to book, how much time you’re booking, and the website you saw the ad listed on—hit me up there first, usually faster if you include the website too.☎

