TGI Saturday — I’m free right now, text only.
I’m doing outcalls and cardates in the Greater Santa Barbara Area, and yeah, I just got out of the shower, so I’m ready to roll. Respectful, generous gentlemen usually get priority scheduling… which is fair, honestly.
• Your location
• Preferred time
• Desired duration
• A little about the kind of experience you’re hoping for
I don’t do bare services, mouth-kissing, or DATY. No bare, no DATY, no kissing on the mouth. Also—no blocked numbers. If you’re texting, send it in plain text and keep it simple. Anyway.
DONATION MENU
QV / 20 min — 200 (small window, but it works)
Half Hour — 250 (okay, a little more breathing room)
Full Hour — 350 (yeah, that’s the full stretch)
Outcall Fee: 50 to 100 (depends on distance and timing)
Maxx — "The Gentleman's Escape."
Boundaries again, just so there’s no confusion: no bare, no DATY, no kissing on the mouth. Text only—always.

