TGI Monday, and yeah—I’m around right now.
Incalls in Carp tonight. I’m doing incalls, outcalls, and cardates too.
Fresh out of the shower and ready to turn an ordinary day into the highlight of your week—don’t ask me why it feels like that, it just does.
Respectful, generous gentlemen get priority scheduling. Greater Santa Barbara area, now booking.
A little about the kind of experience you’re hoping for: good chemistry, unforgettable memories. Which, okay—keep it real.
To check availability, text (text only, I don’t do calls) with:
• Your location
• Preferred time
• Desired duration
Text-only, no blocked numbers, and I’m not doing anything complicated with your number either—if it’s blocked, it won’t come through. Also, boundaries:
✔ No Bare
✔ No DATY
✔ No Kissing on the Mouth
✔ Text Only
✔ No Blocked Numbers
DONATION MENU
QV / 20 min — 200. And yeah, it’s the shortest option, so plan accordingly.
Half Hour — 250. That extra time actually matters.
Full Hour — 350. Long enough to take your time, within the rules.
Outcall Fee: 50 to 100 (based on distance and timing). I check timing against distance, like, I don’t just guess.
Maxx, "The Gentleman's Escape." I do not offer bare services, mouth-kissing, or DATY.
