Wednesday-hump-day incalls, or you can upgrade to outcalls—cool, that’s the move this week.
I’m fresh out of the shower and ready, and yeah, I’m a full service provider. (No bare, covered-only.) If you ask for bare stuff, I’ll block you—straight up. And just so it’s clear, oral is my specialty. My head game’s on point, and my technique is exceptional… which I know sounds like one of those things people say, but it’s the real focus here.
Early bird specials too, before 10am. Text me if you need some sweet release and we can make a plan to meet—Santa Barbara folks, you already know how convenient an incall can be.
Full service booking is currently incall, or upgrade to outcall. Carfun is also a possibility. Which, okay, it depends on the slot.
-RATES-: QV (Twenty min) $200 — HHR (Thirty Min) $250 — HR (Sixty Min) $350.
Outcall fee $100 for standard outcalls. Wait—if you’re doing the early bird before 10am, it’s QV $150, HHR $200, HR $300, and outcall fee $50.
I don’t offer bare services, mouth-kissing, or DATY. No phone calls either—texts only. And yeah, I don’t do rude or crude behavior, so don’t test that.
For a friend referral, the friend has to complete verification and any standard booking—usually faster there if they just follow the steps.

