Don’t settle for half stuff—catfish bait & switch nonsense, half jobs, all that… nah.
I’m Texas Cream, aka Keisha Da Best, aka Goddness Mistress Cream. Sexy V!RGO, fr... Dalla$$$ vibes, and yeah—everything’s bigger and better here. Which, okay.
Verified, reviewed, and independent—Emid #195O11 (leave review). Cash App is $TEXCREAMER (and I check that one less when I’m already mid-chat, so hit me where it’s fastest).
Non-negotiables: no games, no rush service, no odors, shower required, fresh hygiene, fresh & trimmed, turn on, arrive like you mean it. I’m low volume too—refined provider energy, only offering the best service… even if that sounds extra. Anyway.
✅ Upscale incalls + outcall HR dates with deposit. (No rush, massage included.) I’m putting the focus on the head guru thing, high quality experience, condom BJ service rated and reviewed best you ever had with a condom.
Special service: they call me The Head Guru. Tight quality, high score stuff—CBJ on request and best with condom, only sessions. Real squirt/cream/pussy play stuff too, and it’s real squirter—big DDD dick vibes, big booty, don’t forget the point about what’s on the page.
Amenities and service details (yeah it’s a lot, sorry): I’m doing QV/15MIN $120 CBJ incall spl, QV/20MIN $160, HHR/30MIN $200, HR/60MIN $300, VIP HR/60MIN $400, VIP 2HR/ $600. And if it’s multiple hours, it’s VIP—multi-play/poP/fetish/nuru. Overnights are $2000 and FMTY $2500+ (and you’ve gotta be up on recent mycharts/testing/screening if it’s GFE stuff).
Go/around/with cream: everything’s tied to the same theme—no false advertising. Real squirt, good wet cream, big DDD, and “many positions” stuff like you see—plus GFE girl friend experiences, GFE fetish with BBBBJ/Clm/COF/fetish/Greek/squirt.
Also, there’s an “if you can afford me” part in here, but I’m not gonna dress it up—rates and add-ons are listed like they are, long as you want + extra time with tips. Add-ons are $100+ and include 6’/9’/10’ BBc $TRAP, throat training, and erotic spanking.
Payment methods: cash, Cash App $TEXCREAMER, Venmo, Chime, Crypto/CRYPTO—plus payments accepted and regulars monthly allowance. FaceTime shows, content/recording, chat/phone sex, and sugar baby/caregiver service notes are in the mix too.
Scheduling note: last minute dates please, but prefer 1 day/8hr advance. Appointments are good. No text—calls preferred. For a faster response, calls—usually quicker that way, and I’m not trying to pretend I read everything equally.
⛲ San Mateo on the page here is incall/outcall focused, with UPSCALE INCALLS and outcall HR dates w/deposit, and I keep it clean: no f*tish/FS covered, no odors, shower required. KneeBuckling —and yep, it’s listed like that.
☎ Call Miss Cream. If you’ve got regulars/return clients, be mindful that “book in details” point—when I say mindfuI of my time and process, I mean it.
