Hey baby—come thru for slow-motion playtime, yeah?
120 Quick-Visit
160 Half-Hour
And 250 One-Hour with Two-Pops
Which, okay, 320 One-Hour with Two-TwO… wait, that spacing matters less than the point—those specials are what you’re seeing.
$1,500 Half a day / 12 hours
❌⭕❌⭕❌⭕❌⭕❌⭕
No GFE
No bare
And yeah, I know that wording looks harsh. It’s not “no standards,” it’s just what I’m not doing.
Satisfaction guaranteed—but not always the way people expect. That “guaranteed” part means if you don’t like how it goes, you’ll be handled. It’s also not always guaranteed in the sense some folks mean when they say it.
Also, I don’t answer random scam calls —I’m usually faster when you just send a short, sweet text.
No appointments needed. Which is nice, honestly—keeps it simple.
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