I’m here in San Francisco to fulfill your desires… yeah, I know how that sounds, but it’s what I wrote.
Come have some fun with GREAT SERVICE GUARANTEED. Which, okay, I get it—everyone says that. Still, I’m sticking to it.
I provide all kinds of services like massages, dinner dates, and overnight stays. And if you’re asking about “outs,” I do that too—wait, “outs” as in—yeah, I’m not rewriting the whole thing, it’s already in here.
Phone-wise, hit me up where you can, but I don’t want to spell it out clean like a robot. SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY!! VERIFICATION REQUIRED
