For a good time and good conversation you already know what to do.
I only do incall, and it’s usually fastest if you call me—my number’s not a magic trick, it’s just how I screen people. I can’t stand guys who play phone games, so if you’re testing me, you’ll waste both our time.
Also, if you want to ask about my girlfriend, she’s a famous pornstar. Cool, but please no lowballs—Which, okay, that includes the “low” part and the nonsense part.
Sorry, we have to do a video verification right away because I legit have a bitchass stalker who is a straight loser and obsessed with me—he spends the whole day and night prank calling me. It’s not just annoying; it’s the reason the process stays the same when people call me in San Fernando Valley.
Anyway, call me for more info—incall only, video verification first, then we go from there—don’t try to negotiate past that.
