hey fellas—let’s meet up.
Give me a call (I check that one less, so hitting it right away usually works).
Massage Special.
NO BARE NO BBJ—And yeah, I keep it that simple.
Outcall ✅ which means you can book the massage without me showing up in your exact spot—Which, okay, it’s still convenient.
Deposit for all outcalls or Uber there & back ✅—I’ll take the deposit for outcalls, or Uber costs if that’s how you’re rolling, cool.
