Please don’t text me “Hi, Hey, Hello” or “Available.” I’m not gonna answer quickly if that’s how the message starts—just waste both our time, and I hate doing that.
✔Age
✔Ethnicity
✔Time & Day You’d Like to Meet
✔Desired Time Length of Appt
✔Mention that you saw my ad
Which, okay, it saves both of us 10–15 minutes of pointless back-and-forth so we can get down to the real fun. I mean, I’d rather skip the small talk that goes nowhere—anyway, it helps.
I’m not always available. If I don’t respond, don’t take it personal. I do have a life
INCALL
250/QV
350/HH
450/HR
600/90 MIN
OUTCALL
800/HOUR (MSOG)
900/90 MINS (MSOG)
VIDEO CHATS +60
GFE CFS DATY BBBJ DFK MSOG
CIM/COF +100
Cool, that’s what I’m doing. And yeah, if you message like a human instead of a script, you’ll probably get a reply sooner—usually faster on the first clean note I can actually use.

