Pleasing you pleases me!
Hi im interested in (the time) and (outcall or incall)—if outcall then provide me the address. My prices are $150 quick visit, but wait, if it’s a half hour it’s $300, and a full hour is $600 :) I’ll only be available if you can do a car date in your car or at your place—also, if you want me to come to you I’ll need you to either give me a ride or Uber me. I’ve had too many people ghost me once I’ve Ubered to them, so please don’t ruin that for everyone else.
Please when you contact me say if you want incall or outcall. If it’s outcall, tell me the location, and tell me how much time please. So many texts are unanswered if they’re not direct. Which, okay, double text me if you need to—just not messy about it.
And for me to come to you, it’s minimum $400. All of my rates are posted here, so if you ask me that and it seems like you haven’t read any of this then I won’t answer. I’m really a nice person, and people tend to take advantage of that—so don’t ruin it for the respectful ones
Anyway, I’ve gained some weight since these pictures have been taken. I’m looking for someone with experience in photography so I can take some new pics—if you’re good with the camera, hit me up. Also sorry for any typos, typing on this is a little difficult—cool, I think that covers it.

