Just moved into my own place… which means
goodbye hotels, hello actual living room (and a slightly higher electric bill).
Bills don’t care that it’s a slow day, so I’m over here doing the “please text
me before I start talking to the houseplants” dance.
My rates are still non-negotiable
My company is still unforgettable
And my signature “make-you-forget-your-own-name” service is still very much on
the menu
Quick visits to overnights available.
BBBJ & CFS included.
Specials running today because the fridge is looking at me funny.
⏰ I promise not to waste your time
So please don’t waste mine (or my new sofa’s dignity)
NO BARE • NO LOW-BALLERS • NO “is $40 enough” energy
Stop scrolling past the same recycled ads…
You just found the girl who actually has a lease now and needs to keep it.
Text me. Let’s both win today. 😌
