Attention classy, generous men 30 and up — yeah, we’re in full distress.
This hotel is robbing me blind at $2,800 a month, like I’m made of money, and Oreo Bear refuses to eat anything that doesn’t cost extra
I’m losing my mind every single day, I swear — and then I’m right back to it again, thinking about the cat food thing like it’s some whole plot.
Anyway, come see me; I’m trying to get through this with a laugh.
✨ Serious generous men only ✨
Cool, I’ll be the relaxed, happy, sloppy, enthusiastic version of myself you’ve ever experienced — one visit at a time, and yeah, I’m still trying to save my bougie cat from the streets, not just say it and move on.
