๐ธ๐๐ป
Hey, Iโm Violetโthe queen who accidentally turned hotel life into my royal
court ๐๐จโจ. My tuxedo princess, Oreo Bear ๐ฑ๐ท, has been my ride-or-die for
eight years. She wears bows and flowers like a debutante ๐บ๐, glares at me
like โWhereโs my tuna, servantโ ๐พ๐ฃ, and judges from the suitcase every
checkout day ๐งณ๐.
Daily rates Highway robbery ๐ธ๐ซ. Sheโs already plotting her Etsy side
hustle: signed paw prints with a floral accent ๐พ๐ธ. (Diva energy: off the
charts ๐ฅ๐
)
So if youโre into a girl who laughs at her own jokes ๐, smells like HEAVEN,
travels with royalty who thinks streets are for peasants
๐๐ซโtext me ๐ฑ๐. Just donโt ask about savings. Or hers. Sheโll paw you into
next week ๐พ๐โจ

