I’m bored as hell, honestly. And yeah, I’m horny, so I’m ready for some fun.
I need to get a room—and I’m in Salt Lake City, Utah. I’ll be straight with you about it; I don’t do the extra song-and-dance, just the get-it-done vibe. Anyway, that’s the whole thing—I'm looking for a room, and that’s it.
Which, okay—if you’re trying to match the energy, cool. But the details are still just: I need a room, and I’m ready for some fun.
