Looking for a proper overnight tonight in Salt Lake City? I’m not picky about hotel or house—as long as the door locks and the bed’s big enough for two (or one and a half if you’re the clingy type).
It’s a full-night takeover. No clock-watching, no “oops I have an early meeting,” no half-assed two-hour specials. Just me, you, and whatever chaos we decide to create until the sun rudely interrupts—And yeah, that means dinner, drinks, movies you pretend to watch, and conversations that somehow turn filthy. Then sleep if we feel like it… or not.
Which, okay, if we’re doing a hotel suite takeover or turning your living room into a mess of discarded clothes, the deal’s the same: all night, all in. No rushing, no disappearing act at 2 a.m.—company that actually sticks around. Anyway, this isn’t that lonely-scroll situation where everything’s just “almost” fun.
Your call, basically. Tonight’s still open… for now.

