Yeah, Lana Del Shay is back, boys. If you missed me… I’m the one known for giving amazing head, and I’ll say it straight, the kitty is even better.
I hadn’t posted up in a couple years. Honestly, I was an idiot and jumped into a relationship, which—cool story until it wasn’t. Anyway, thank God I came to my senses.
I’m available pretty much whenever, so just contact me, and if any of my devoted regulars see this and remembers me, PLEASE LMK WHO YOU ARE and that you’ve seen me. Which, okay, we can pick up where we left off.
I also have a special surprise for any of my regulars who end up coming to see me—still, even though I’ve been out of the game for a while, I definitelyyyyy have more, like my touch got better, not worse. mwuah!

