yes, lana del shay is back boys—have you missed me. Cool, I’m known for giving amazing head, but I’m not just saying it like that; the kitty’s even better.
I haven’t posted up in a couple years because I was an idiot and decided to get into a relationship. Wait — and then I had to come to my senses. Anyway, thank God I did, haha.
I’m available pretty much whenever, so if you hit me up, that’s usually the fastest way. And if any of my guys that were my devoted regulars end up seeing this post and remembers me—LMK who you are and that you’ve seen me. We can pick up where we left off, which is kinda the whole point.
I also have a special surprise for any regulars who end up coming to see me. Which, okay, I get it, you’re gonna want to know—still not sharing it here.
Which, listen, even though I’ve been out of the game for a while, I definitely have more lost my touch. But I’m staying over from square one key much, so I’m currently unable to host. That part’s on me, but it is what it is.
I do have reviews still, although their older, and I’m going to stay this up again. I’m working full time just like before—so yeah, I’m not disappearing.
And I have friends if anyone is interested in doubles. So doubles can happen, just not with me hosting—figure it out and we’ll make it work from there.

