I’m not new here—okay, I’m still not sure how I should start this.
Which, okay, I’m in wilsonville and aurora, and yeah, I’m in a good mood right now—so catch me before it swings. Wait — if you know me you’ll probably think that’s funny. If you don’t, you might not think it’s funny. Either way, I’m hilarious.
Anyway. Cardates available, and I’ve got Venmo @prettypeutz and CashApp $crazybootch. Usually faster when you hit me up on that one, and I check it a lot—just not perfectly. The price situation is $100.
Oh, and “deep throat / no gag reflex” is exactly the vibe I’m talking about. I mean, it’s what I do, and I’m not messing around—33.

