I really want a GoPro or some small wearable camera I can actually use without messing it up every two seconds. Which, okay—I'm not that smart all the time, but I can wear a small camera and make it work. Not for weird reasons, I promise.
If you’ve got one and you wanna trade, I’m down—Deep Throat, no gag reflex, $100. And yeah, I don’t trade for much else besides money—fuck punctuation, that's first and foremost. LOL If you're new here, I suck the best dick on the planet, maybe I’m hilarious, maybe you’ll get it.
Card dates are available, usually I’m in Jefferson for now. I'm in a good mood for now so catch me before it swings—wait, that’s probably the exact wording you’d expect from me. Venmo @prettypeutz, and if that's not it for you, Cashapp $crazybootch—I'm usually faster on that one, I think. Anyway, just tell me what you’ve got and we’ll go from there—

