Hey fellas — I’m in town for a limited time, and yeah, it’s $100 special (25). Don’t keep me waiting, I don’t really do the long waits thing.
Big booty Greek freak, and I’m bringing my skills in person. Cool, also: no bare service at all — so you’re not gonna get any of that.
Come relax— anyway, I’m in Sacramento for this brief window, so if you see this, that’s your cue to swing by.
