Fellas—morning everyone. Today’s hump day, so if you’ve got tension built up, you’re stressed, bored, whatever, hit me up and we can have a good time.
Which, okay—tell me what your sexual craving is, and I’ll fulfill it. I’m in Sacramento, California, and I check messages more than once, usually faster than the later replies—phone’s there when you need it.
Cool. I’ll be straight with you, I’m not trying to overthink it—early morning incall special, thirty-five, that’s the deal. Anyway, hit me up and we’ll go from there—

