dont be like santa and cum once a year - 34

that fat bastard only comes once a year, and that judgmental bitch really puts the ass in christmas, by kink shaming all us naughties! so this christmas send the message that coming only once a year and missionary mondays are unacceptable life choices. The sexual revolution started in the 1960s, let’s pick up where they left us! Don’t be like Santa and cum once a year!!