Incall available, no deposit—unless you’re a truck driver.
Outcall available, no appointments—just swing by, and yeah, I’m the hottes.
Wait — about that Uber thing: if you’re far from me, it can’t be after 8pm, which is annoying but it is what it is.
Young and sexy. No raw. No anal.
420frendly, we can smoke while we hang out
And that “no 40 dollar deals - 23” part—cool, I’m keeping it at that.

