Hey big daddy—let’s skip the games.
I’m in your city tonight. I’m sweet, and yeah… you know I want you. My best feature is this ass—I can’t wait until you cum in it. Which, okay, that’s kind of the whole point.
I’m 100% sexy, very discreet, and I’m clean, wet, and independent. I’ll match the vibe if you’ve got enough energy for two, because my girlfriend is one call away—two girl special, no drama.
I prefer text because I’m usually faster there—hit me up at 815-555-0137. I’m serious about timing too; you get at least 2 orgasms within 15 minutes, and I travel.
Cool. If you’re only sending serious inquiries, call or text 815-555-0137 and we’ll keep it discreet—then we’re done talking and it’s just the experience.
Wait—this part matters. My girlfriend being one call away and me traveling are the same promise every time, not some new twist I just made up—so when you reach out, it’s for the 2-girl special.
