Hey—London here. New number too, and yeah, I’m moving a lot of sessions through texts.
For Rochester tonight— I’m taking donations and I only accept cash, Apple Pay, and Venmo. I also do a 60 min massage with CBJ & b2b for 200—TEXT “WALK IN THE PARK” …and if you text something low-effort like “hi,” I’m gonna ignore it. Which, okay, it’s just how fast I can verify you.
60 min platonic cuddling is 120—TEXT “CATCH A MOVIE.” And FS starts at 500. Rates are firm, no negotiations. I know people hate that part, but it keeps things from getting messy.
TEXT: NAME | AGE | RACE | SESSION TYPE (example: “JON, 53, BLACK, WALK IN THE PARK”). WYA, “ARE YOU AVAILABLE”—those get ignored too. Cool. Also, no app-based numbers, because I can’t verify that properly.
Wait — the faster I can verify you’re a genuine harmless client, the faster you get an appointment. That same verification thing again, because it’s honestly the only way this stays smooth on my end.
Rules are rules—if you’re using something I can’t check, it’ll slow you down. And I’m not doing negotiations, so just plan on the firm rates and cash/Apple Pay/Venmo for donations.
