✔ Grown, knows how to keep it light.
✔ Funny in a way that doesn’t kill the vibe.
✔ Clean.
✔ Rubbers only.
✔ Leaves on a high note.
❌ No baby mama drama.
❌ No jealousy.
❌ No blowing up my phone.
❌ No “what are we” speeches.
In Richmond, Virginia, it’s preferred and out’s 300 & up only—just two adults, good energy, and everybody goes home smiling. Which, okay, I’m not doing all that extra carry-on.
And yeah, the bedroom situation’s the point. She got a donk—big —and we’re keeping it about bedtime, not your mama, or whatever conversation you’re imagining.
Cool, and I mean this exactly: grown, funny, clean, rubbers only, high note… that’s the whole thing.
