Hello guys, I’m funsize and chocolate—clean, classy, and a little sassy. Which, okay, that’s the whole vibe in a sentence.
I’m standing at 4'8. And yeah, I’m here to help with your sweet desires—so it’s not just talk. Wait—promise? I don’t do the “more” part cleanly, but I’ll say this: you’ll probably want more after.
Call or text me to book—my location is safe and discreet, and I’m usually quickest on text. Also, please no pimps or law enforcement. NO AA UNDER 35!! Cool, I’m not negotiating that.
Upscale gentlemen only. Safety first nothing unprotected. Please don’t ask. No GFE, no Greek, no fetishes. No anal—if it comes up, your number gets blocked, and I’m not into explicit talk either. And no low ballers—keep it respectful and we’ll get along.

