✔ Grown.
✔ Funny.
✔ Clean.
✔ Rubbers only.
✔ Knows how to leave on a high note.
❌ No baby mama drama.
❌ No jealousy.
❌ No blowing up my phone.
❌ No “what are we” speeches.
Anyway. Richmond, Virginia—yeah, I’m keeping it simple. Just two adults, good energy, and everybody goes home smiling. Wait — “dumptruck” in the name is just the vibe people remember, but the actual boundary is what’s written up top: rubbers only.
And about the phone thing, I don’t do that whole constant texting, so if you’re trying to blow me up, I’m probably not the one. Which, okay, helps everyone stay on the same page. Grown, clean, and no drama—same idea, twice, because people still ask after reading it.
OUTS PERFERRED — keep it just between two adults and let it land without the “what are we” talk.
